PERCEPTION
IS REALITY

Hello, dreamer.

Welcome to the Somnasculpt Dream Therapy program. You are currently asleep.

Dr. Glenn Pierce is observing your progress.

Standard Orientation Protocol

The Somnasculpt Dream Therapy program is a safe and effective treatment for feelings of inadequacy, doubt, and the general sense that objects are larger than they appear.

While in the dream state, you may experience:

  • Spontaneous object scaling.
  • Recursive hallways.
  • Existential dread.
  • Soda cans that are actually doors.

Reality Check Station

Perform these standard tests to determine if you are currently dreaming. Results may vary based on consciousness level.

Test 01

Text Stability

In dreams, text changes when you look away. Click the box to look away, then look back.

HELLO
Status: STABLE
Test 02

Clock Consistency

Dream clocks show inconsistent time. Click to check the time twice.

--:--
Readings: 0/2
Test 03

Finger Count

Count your fingers. In dreams, you may have more or fewer than expected.

🖐️
Count: ?
Test 04

Light Switch

Light switches rarely work in dreams. Try toggling the light.

💡
State: OFF
Test 05

Trust Text

In dreams, reassuring text often hides sinister messages. Hover to reveal the truth.

Somnasculpt is safe.
Status: REASSURING
Test 06

Mirror Reflection

Your reflection may appear distorted in dreams. Click to check.

🙂
Reflection: NORMAL

Reality Confidence Score

??%

Complete the tests above to calculate your reality confidence score.

LOADING TIP: Objects may be closer than they appear, or exactly where they are.